Hello hello, more Early Legacy nonsense coming your way!
Last time: Yoel and Maddox got married; the gods of Nraas gifted them two insta-babies: Xanthe and Xander; and the family pets were super fucking cute.
Autumn is officially here!
Yoel went for a late evening bike ride.
Then he came home and canoodled with Maddox.
But baby Xander decided to intervene.
Xander, toddler size. His traits are flirty and coward.
The Earlys hired a maid. This is Millie!
Poor Millie immediately got sucked into Alex’s grandkid show-and-tell.
Zenobia took Sweets to the dog park for some one on one time.
Fun times
He’s still deranged, but he’s actually grown on me.
The Claw!!!
Tortellini does not tolerate puppy bullshit.
Mmm, delicious brown sludge.
Puppy no longer! Wonton is a grown-up doggie now.
Old man Sweets had suddenly decided to make the yard look like swiss cheese. Jerk.
Teaching Xander his words.
Policeman Maddox off to catch some bad guys!
Xanthe’s intense face can only mean one thing.
Birthday time! Xanthe’s new trait is avant garde and she’s pissed about it.
Don’t think pet care was in the job description, but thanks, Millie.
Apparently, bad guys live inside trash bins, so Maddox has to search them all.
that feel when you realize your dads are not biologically capable of procreating and now you have a whole lotta questions
Xander is 100% Zenobia’s favorite grandchild, and she does nothing to hide it.
See?
Yoel and Maddox both maxed out their logic skill, so that’s nice.
Tortellini!
What’s this? ANOTHER baby just left on the doorstep?!
Alex: “So this is going to be a regular thing now?”
Meet Xavi Early! His traits are good sense of humor and daredevil.
Alex and Zenobia getting ready for another day of raising their son’s kids for him.
Yoel: “I raise my own kids, thank you very much.”
Video games with grandma
Excuse me, that beanbag chair is Wonton’s.
Future prodigy.
Xander went out to the park with his favorite person: Grandma Zenobia.
He learned to walk.
They love each other so much, it’s adorable.
Just Wonton things.
Xanthe had to write an essay about climate change.
Just you wait, kid.
Busy scientist Yoel always has time for a quick tickle.
Maddox had a birthday and grew a lil goatee. Also, he’s having a midlife crisis.
He is beauty, he is grace.
Xavi hates baby jail.
Tortellini decided to wake Xanthe up EXTRA EARLY on the weekend.
Oh boy.
Kitters sure does know how to get what he wants.
I for one welcome our new feline overlord.
Toddler conference at the block table.
Very important discussion
Yoel and Maddox decided to go out to the bowling alley where they met.
Big sister Yasmine was there!
And so was Yasmine’s husband, who has an ~interesting~ face.
He fly.
He fall.
He bowl an gutter ball.
Now Maddox will show us how it’s done.
A true master at work.
Xavi is just really cute and I love him, okay?
Time for grandma’s favorite baby to get toddlerfied.
Happy birthday, Xander!
Xander, child size. His new trait is mean spirited.
Zenobia: “I smell snow.”
Bingo.
Early winter sea-fishing.
That ain’t it.
Xanthe: “Grandpa, don’t you agree that any day with snow on the ground should count as a snow day?”
Alex & Tortellini: *judging you*
Later that night, Alex got a little dizzy…
Maddox: “okay so are you dying, or…?’
Guess we better call the ambulance, huh?
*jazz hands* And that’s all for now, folks!
See you next time for…A MASS FUNERAL. Dun dun dun.
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