Hello again! Time for new Early Legacy nonsense.
Last time: All of the generation six boys aged up; Vale became the most beyootiful sim I ever did see; Virgil continued being a weirdo; Victor was a cutie on a mission to get a girlfriend. Then we said goodbye to Wren and generation five.
So…who’s gonna be the heir?
It’s Victor! A boy with questionable taste in shoes who simply loves mayhem.
As you can see, Victor’s decided to dedicate his life to studying The Art of Illusion.
His stage name is Olgar the Horrible.
These old folks on the boardwalk are clapping, but it’s out of pity.
Things aren’t going so well for poor Olgar.
Ah well. Time to head home after a hard day’s work.
Wren is deeply disappointed in her youngest son’s career choices.
Victor cannot believe the disrespect!
On a rainy Friday night, Victor headed into town to see a new movie.
With Alyssa, his high school girlfriend!
They’re convinced they’ll defy the odds and become those random high school sweethearts who die together.
(Good luck with that, kids.)
While not swindling the local senior citizens or making out with his girl, Victor makes time for the family pets.
Mashed Potato would seriously prefer not to be associated with this family, thanksverymuch.
Check out Victor’s sweet new ride. (In purple, of course.)
After a few days of practice, Victor decided to audition for a magician gig.
The proprietor was highly skeptical, but it’s not like the bar was high to begin with.
Victor caught up with Alyssa at the local coffee shop.
stupid MXAO ruining what otherwise would have been a cute screenshot
(do not fear, I fixed it shortly after this.)
Wren and Zora doing some lesbian mom things now that they’re not the center of my attention.
Ugh, Victor’s back at it again with the wand waving and abracadabraing.
that eyebrow tho
He convinced poor Alyssa to try out his mystery box.
Alyssa: “It’s a good thing I love you very much.”
What could possibly go wrong?
TADA!
Later on, they took an opportunity to play at the beach.
Stargazing
The Earlys have been living in the same house since the beginning of generation three, so it was time for some upgrades.
Backside view.
And because I do what I want, it’s time for A House Tour, featuring a Truly Excessive Amount of Floral Wallpaper!
Downstairs study / library
Children’s play room
Main living room
Kitchen
Nursery
Wren and Zora’s bedroom
Victor and Alyssa’s bedroom
Upstairs study / exercise room
Alyssa came over to help Victor test out his new bed.
Seems like they both approve.
They both seem very smug here…
Anyhoo, Victor asked Alyssa to move in.
She said yes, but the change in residence prompted a mini breakdown.
Alyssa’s traits are loves to swim, technophobe, can’t stand art, loser, and good. She wants to become a world-renowned surgeon.
She’s an absolute whacko and I love her.
Eventually, it stopped raining, which was lucky for us all, because…
Victor and Alyssa decided to have a private wedding.
I love them, and I love this venue.
Wedding spam, part 1
Wedding spam, part 2
Married!!!
Old kitties!
Because of ~reasons~ I didn’t get anymore pictures of these two, so time to say goodbye.
Rest in peace, Pot Roast and Mashed Potato.
Time for a twilight game of catch with mom.
Zora takes this very seriously.
Victor clearly takes after her.
“Olgar” had his first magic show.
…unfortunately for him, literally nobody came to watch.
Surprise! Alyssa is expecting a baby.
She went to break the news to Victor.
Shook
Now that he’s soon to be a parent, Victor decided to try out his domestic skills.
He’s absolutely bamboozled by these watermelon preserves.
And in the background, Alyssa is also having a bit of a surprise…
Alyssa: “Less time making smelly jam and more time fixing the fucking leaky plumbing, please.”
She decided to read a book instead of dealing with the mess in the kitchen. As one does.
Summertime = pool time.
Victor is unimpressed with the waterslide.
Wren has finally been promoted to astronaut! Check out her cute lil suit.
Victor’s magic skills enable him to hold conversations with fetuses, apparently.
Back to making a fool of himself.
Why is he so bad at this.
Alyssa again chose to read a book rather than deal with Victor’s bullshit.
Now he’s trying to impress random weirdos on the street with his tricks.
…it might be working.
Here we have Alyssa eating spoiled sushi like an absolute moron.
Zora is judging everyone at this table.
Alyssa went into labor while trying to make some decent food!
It’s a boy! Meet Uriah Early.
Wren is seriously displeased by her first grandchild.
She did give Uriah a bath, though.
Victor found some purple fireflies out in the yard, and obviously he had to have them.
Gotcha!
We’ve had an entire update with no birthdays, but it’s time for that to change!
Happy birthday, Wren!
Old lady Wren.
She is adorable, and I love her.
The ice cream truck actually comes around in the new neighborhood, so Victor decided to see what’s what.
He’s going to make a devious choice.
Freezer bunny!
“Olgar” performed another magic show. This time, he did have a bit of an audience.
Except the audience was very unimpressed with his attempts to mystify and bedazzle them.
It was worth a try, I guess. Better luck next time?
Like his mother, Victor is also displeased by Uriah. Kid must have some stank on him.
Looks like Alyssa is expecting a second baby!
And it also looks like she broke yet another piece of plumbing. She’s an absolute menace.
She continues to read and avoid all personal responsibility for her destruction.
Down in the nursury, Victor appears to be hatching an evil plan.
Yeah, this seems very problematic to me. Nothing good will come of this.
It’s Uriah’s birthday!
Happy birthday!
!!!
Uriah is not sure he likes being alive to be quite frank.
His traits are genius and loves the cold.
Victor immediately taught Uriah to walk because genius babies must be mentally stimulated. (Or something.)
Video game time!
Victor woke up early on the weekend and found the trampoline that nobody ever uses.
Wheee!
That’s it for now! Thanks for reading the Early Legacy!
muckleberri 