Early Alphabet Legacy 1.6

Welcome back to the Early Legacy! Last time: Cinnamon gave birth to a midlife crisis baby, Zenobia; the boys helped raise their surprise sister; dramatic teenage shenanigans happened. We start with a truly rare sight: a family meal Zenobia helps with some chores like a good child. Zenobia: "omg, do you know how disgusting your…

Early Alphabet Legacy 1.5

Welcome back to the Early Legacy! Last time: The Earlys adopted a dog named Cheeto; Teddy cheated on Cinnamon, so she divorced him; Cinnamon went out for drinks with a friend and ended up pregnant. Other chaotic things happened, too, but that's the gist of it. We begin with a very pregnant Cinnamon riding out…

Early Alphabet Legacy 1.4

Welcome back to the Early Legacy! Last time: Cinnamon and Teddy raised their two sons; they had a party for Snowflake Day; after having their birthdays, Cinnamon and Teddy had a disastrous date. We begin with Teddy making a very important phone call. The Earlys adopted a dog! Meet Cheeto. I love him. Zephyr, for one,…

Early Alphabet Legacy 1.3

Welcome back to the Early Legacy! Last time: Cinnamon and Teddy got married in a field; Cinnamon gave birth to two boys, Zion and Zephyr (not twins); and Spooky Day happened. Also there was a very ominous unicorn. We begin with an urgent weather announcement: it done did snowed, folks! The Earlys put up their…

Early Alphabet Legacy 1.2

Welcome back to the Early Legacy! Last time: Cinnamon moved into a gaudy purple house and spent all of her time doing anything but work; future spouse Teddy moved in and started paying all the bills; Cinnamon proposed, and an unamused horse was forced to watch it all. We begin this update with our lovely…

Early Alphabet Legacy 1.1

Oh hell, here we go again... Hello, hey, hi! Welcome to the Early Legacy! This is a ~reverse alphabet legacy~ which just means that I'm starting with Z and working my way to A, because rip to you all but I'm different. Ground rules? Just these: (1) each generation must have at least 3 children;…